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Song in my head:
"Who's gonna love-ya' pretty momma,
who's gonna help you thruuuuuuuu the-night..."
- Franki Valley and the Four Seasons -
Listen here now.
That Stephen goes and says he's an alien and spreads his seed all about the planet by doin' the nasty to himself
outdoors. That got me to thinkin' 'bout me and my most recent ailment.
The anal fistula. Maybe it wern't that at all! I think, that, maybe, just maybe...one of them alien seeds floated
to the outhouse when I was taken the dump. That giant boil on my booty wasn't a boil at all.
It were an alien butt-baby!
Yup, I'm quite sure of it. The surgical procedure to get rid of the butt-boil, was actually an alien butt-baby
abortion! I bet me doc was somehow in ca-hoots with the military who's probably tryin' rid the Earth of butt-babies
before they take over. My god, I hope they don't fail, like in invasion of the body snatchers!
Which reminds me of Ozzy and "soon to be ex - President" Bush:
- Last month Bush fell off his bicycle, because his balance ain't good.
- Last year Ozzy fell off a 3 wheeler, because his balance ain't good.
- Bush looks like he has no idea what people say to him.
- Ozzy looks like he has no idea what people say to him.
- When Ozzy was a kid, everyone teased him.
- When Bush was a kid, everyone teased him.
- Ozzy's father thought he was a moron.
- Bush's father thought he was a moron.
- Despite the ods, both are successful!
- Neither should be allowed to operate a motorized vehicle.
And there you have it!
But beware, one day we'll be watching the Ozzy show and he's gonna unzip himself like his kids on the Pepsi commercial
and Bush is gonna step out from inside him. Either that, or Bush is gonna upzip himself during a speech, and Ozzy
is gonna walk out...the big question is, who's in who's body?
And now you know!
Coming Next: I'm
goin' down to Kat-Mandu!
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