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Ask Bob - 05/07/04
By Bob Senitram
Posted each Friday

Ask me a damn Question!!!


Song in my head:
"I'll sleep with the devil, curse god above,
climb any mountain, to bring you my loooove..."
- P. J. Harvey -

Before I answer questions, I'd like to mention the fancy-smancy tag board thing is working great! It's on the bottom of the current "
Ask Bob" page. You can just put in your name and ask a question, don't need to enter your email or nuthin'. Modern science is amazing! Now to our regular programing:

Lolla-pa-looza asks:
Bob - How can you tell if its ok to eat leftovers?



Dear Lolla-pa-looza,
This is a problem I've struggled with for years. Recently my wife scorned me because she caught me eating leftover stuff that was sitting in the sink. It had a little water in it, I think the dish was waiting to be washed, but it looked good to me.

We didn't do dishes the night before and the baby had some left over spagetti in the sink. I really like spaghetti and it was still moist because it had the water in it, and I was hungry and didn't have time to make breakfast, so I ate it. She said I was gonna get sick and reminded me that I have to take medicine because of acid reflux and "eating shit like that won't help."

Then she reminded me of the time when I was single and she called the house only to find me mumbling nonsense because I had a 106 degree temperature and cold chills in the middle of summer.

Turned out a few weeks before I had been eating some peas out of the can. When finished, I just put some aluminum foil on top of the can and put it in the fridge. A few weeks later, the liquid in the can was a little thick and cloudy but I figured if I rinsed the peas and cooked it a little, it would be safe to eat. I was wrong.

This I learned. Don't store peas in a can and if you can't remember how long something's been in the fridge, don't eat it!



Speaking of left over food.

I like to roll my own cigarettes. This saves a great deal of money and it limits the amount that I smoke, since I can't just pick one out of a pack and pop it in my mouth. I have a roller and I buy filters so when I go out to the porch to light one up, my neighbors don't think I'm smoking dope.

I smoke outside because it's not good for baby gurl (she's gonna be two years old). That second hand smoke just ain't good for the kid, and by only smoking after bed time I cut down even more. It seems to work for me.

Except the other day. Sometimes when I roll a cigarette I spill tobacco on the table. Then I scoop it up and put it in the cigarette. So I go out to have a cigarette and it has a funny burned smell to it, and then a little goo drips off the end and falls on the porch.

I kneel down and examined it. I put two and two together just like Quincy and came to a remarkable conclusion. It's burned cheese! Turns out baby gurl had spilled some grated cheese on the table and I scooped it up and put it in my cigarette. There you have it, mystery solved.

And now you know!

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