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Song in my head:
"Waking up for breakfast burning matches talking creaky breaking bubbles throwing garbage drinking soda looking
happy taking pictures - so completely stupid,
just go away..."
- White Stripes -
They're back!
If you've read past "Ask Bob's" you may have noticed that I had "Songs in my head." Then they
stopped. The songs selected were based on songs that I woke up hearing in my head each morning. Then, all of a
sudden, they stopped. Now...they're back. I woke up this morning hearing the song as if I had headphones on.
I'm really excited about this.
About the White Stripes...I like those kooky kids. I think the music is very creative and seems to describe what
a kid that age would be thinking. Steven Johnson thinks they suck, but as usual he is wrong. I think this last
album is one of the most creative and raw albums I've listened too since I first heard the White Album by the Beatles.
And now I look at the news:
I hear all about this boob incident with the Jacko Timberlake and Janet Jackson. I didn't watch it because I got
a toddler and I don't trust what the networks put on the air during prime time and I don't watch MTV. I just don't
know what to think about all that new hippity hop music.
I would expect Mr 98 degrees to do a stupid stunt on national TV, because he's young and will wants to "push
the envelope." To tell the truth, he kind of reminds me of the skinny twerp in high school, that eats his
buggers and got his ass kicked everyday after school.
I don't think Janet Jackson planned the nakedness, because she's in her mid thirties and her boobs aren't as perky
as they used to be. Like most women past 35 she doesn't want anyone to see her boobs, without some sort of support.
She should have known better than to trust the twerp.
So now there's questions about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.
Was the entire nation stoned?
We never saw any concrete evidence, it was all circumstantial at best. I don't think the President had faulty
intelligence from any agency...the only faulty intelligence that existed was in his big hollow head. He pulled
a fast one on the masses. He knew that if you keep saying the same thing over and over, for several months, people
just start to believe it.
Basically he made a conclusion without any information, and as the result, made a bad decision. Isn't this the
foundation of stupidity? Jumping to conclusions that are wrong because your not receptive to factual information...sounds
like stupid to me.
Now he has a new economic program that dramatically increases spending (not even counting the military budget for
Iraq), but he still wants to give more tax cuts. Bottom line, he wants the government to spend more than it takes
in. He refuses to listen to reason because he declared mathematics as part of the axis of evil and won't be fooled
by the rhetoric of evil mathematics.
Well, all math is fuzzy math if all you got is a 7th grade level of mathematics under your belt...stupid does as
stupid is.
Which brings us to his "Education Program." This is doomed to fail because the testing he's using to
judge school's are designed to help identify areas that need additional attention. But all he knows is that they
are tests. It's like trying to jam a nail in a piece of wood with a screwdriver. On Bush's level, he knows a
screwdriver is a tool and a tool is used to drive nails; therefore, he tries to hammer with the screwdriver. That's
just the kind of thing that stupid people do, because they don't have very much information in their heads to work
with.
Sure its fun to watch stupid people make fools of themselves, I used to be a big fan of "Life Goes On,"
because I loved to watch Corky and his madcap adventures, like driving a car...but Bush's stupidity is killing
Americans in Iraq, making us all broke, and helping breed a nation of idiots.
Sad thing is, he'll probably get re-elected, because we've become a nation of zombies that mindlessly do and believe
what we're told
And now you know!
COMING NEXT:
I got the snizzle!
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