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BobWC:
So gimme the lowdown. Have you found the Iraqis?
JeromeWC:
Yup. I spotted them alright...they're on all four sides of me. They live here, man.
BobWC:
Cool
JeromeWC:
That's all I got for now. Gotta Go - TGIF!
BobWC:
TGIF? It's Thursday!
JeromeWC:
That's the only IM Computer abbreviation I know, except IM...I know that
BobWC:
TGIF has been around since before computers
JeromeWC:
OK - Gotta go now, they passed the pipe around me once already!!! Gotta go!
BobWC:
Take a big hit, but don't go...you didn't tell our readers about your visit with Saddam...
JeromeWC:
Hold up, dude - here it comes....
- FIVE MINUTES LATER -
BobWC:
Dude? you there?
JeromeWC:
DUDE?
BobWC:
DUDE!!!
JeromeWC:
DUDE!!!! WHAT ARE WE EXCITED ABOUT MAN!!!
BobWC:
You were gonna tell us about your visit with Saddam!
JeromeWC:
Oh, yeah...he's kinda weird.
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BobWC:
How did you find him?
JeromeWC:
I wasn't really lookin' for him, I just wanted to buy a nickel bag. I didn't bring any of the good stuff with me,
cause I figured I'll be in the Middle East and they got their own good stuff.
BobWC:
I can't believe you left the house with out any dope!
JeromeWC:
I didn't say that, I just had some domestic shit with me...I just didn't take any of the good shit. In case I got
busted.
BobWC:
So how did you meet...
JeromeWC:
I was scorin' a bag...but I gotta tell you about what I did today.
BobWC:
and...
JeromeWC:
I tagged along with some British Troops that were lookin' for weapons of mass destruction!
BobWC:
Really? Why not American troops?
JeromeWC:
They never heard of TheWeirdcrap.com and wouldn't let me go...but as you know 70% of TheWeirdcrap.com's traffic
comes from other countries...the Brits knew who we were and let me tag along!
BobWC:
Just like that...
JeromeWC:
Well I had to share a bong...but what a time we had! We almost found an "Evil-Doer" with concrete evidence!
BobWC:
So he was busted?
JeromeWC:
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