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	Lunatic Ravings Maculate Conception Ask Bob Chick Shit for Chick Chicks Ask Bob A Question! Ask Bob 2003 Visit the Archives!! Join Us!		Ask Bob! Ask Bob! - 04/18/03 By Bob Senitram Published each Friday Song in my head: "I got no songs in my head today?..." -Bob What are you some kind of Anti-American son-of a bitch! We gotta support the troops! -Jason Well before I get to answerin' Jason's question, I gotta tell you folk about the first easter! On account that the first easter is just a few days away. Click Here to find out how it all got started! Now onto mail: Dear Jason, You are exactly right we gotta support the troops and that''s why I think keeping Americans out of a war that is completely designed toward helping America's "Republican Army" get Bush as new leader is very Anti-American. In other words, getting troops out of "harms way" is more American than cheering while they get kilt for no good reason. Any ways, just as I predicted, the un-needed war against Iraq, helped increase the President's approval rating. It went from 50 percent to over 70 percent. And now he's using the blood of dead Americans to help advertise his budget plan. But hey, at least he's not using soft-money. Anyway enough about Bush. I think any human who is capable of thought, knows he's full of shit. -Bob What's even more important is the fact that we finally got Jerome into Iraq to give exclusive reports on the war! Initially, we wrote to Donald Rumsfield and asked him to let Jerome represent TheWeirdcrap.com in an imbedded war report. This is the letter we sent: Dear Hitler Loving Commie-Bastard, Please let Jerome be an imbedded reporter for TheWeirdcrap.com. We are quite confident that his ability to separate propaganda from facts will be a real benefit to the American War Machine and he will do his best to expose the infidels as they attempt to turn the savage Muslims from Islam Dictatorship to Christianity Democracy. Thanks! Bob S. TheWeirdcrap.com This was his reply: Dear Bob S., I have never heard of your web-site, and I am not confident that it is a reputable news agency. For this reason, we must decline your request. Yours Truly, D. Rumsfield The good news! Now that "The War is Over," we sent Jerome to Baghdad to report to the Weirdcrap.com. He using his cell phone satellite link to send instant messaging to our editor while we speak! Lucky for us, he has an exclusive report as he reports from Saddam's secret hiding-place, which is underground. Which is right under Baghdad! Funny the Gov-ment never found him yet, but Jerome did! He was wondering around, looking for a good "hook-up," to buy some weed, and it lead him right to Saddam Hussein! But we'll give you the details of that next week...I really gotta go pee! And now you know! COMING NEXT: Forget about Weapons of Mass Destruction, where's the good DOPE! Email Bob! webmaster@theweirdcrap.com     Send Email Archives

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