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"Excuse me while I light this spliff. Gotta take me a little whiff..." - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Last week I made the commentary about the Middle East. Funny whenever I comment on the Israel or Palestine I get a flood of virus's sent by email. Last I counted, it was around 20. Lucky for me I use WeirdcrapMail.com, which has virus protection, which means no nasty virus's get through. If someone sends a "self loading" virus, then you just get a blank page, with numbers in the address box. This means your ass was saved by WeirdcrapMail.com. <--Weekly Shameless Plug Then I got to thinking... These virus's must be sent by hate groups. But since I was equally critical of violence from both sides, then the people who got mad must hate the fact that I was speaking against violence. Which means they must be some sort of "hate group." So I thought, what if I got together with a group of people whose goal was to stamp out hate. Then the battle against hate got so fierce that we ended up hating the "hate groups." Then that would make us a "hate group" who hated "hate groups." But if we hated "hate groups," then we would be forced to hate ourselves, because we had become what we hate. In order to correct this, we would have to stop hating "hate groups," in order not to be what we hate (or what we used to hate). So then I think, just how long would it take us to realize we had become a hate group? I summarize it this way: How many hate groups would a hate group hate, if a hate group could hate, hate. I'm not sure if that makes sense, but it sounds good. Which brings me to Virginia for no particular reason. They have this commercial on CNN that promotes business's to move to Virginia. They say, "If it's gonna happen, it'll happen in Virginia." In the commercial some lady is unveiling some "big discovery or invention" hidden behind a curtain. Then they open the curtain ... I'm thinking it's gonna be a rocket ship or cigarettes that don't cause cancer. Nope it just a big shiny light. Now, I know the South is a little behind the times, but someone is gonna have to tell the folks in Virginia that the light bulb has already been invented. And that's all I got to say about that. Which brings me back to email. So one of the e-mail's I get last week says, "Hey, who do you think you are..." And then they go on and on and on. Which brings me to the subject of my Grand-ma-ma. But since I ran out of space rambling, I'll have to review that next week! And now you know! COMING NEXT: Am I really gonna tell you about my Grand-ma-ma, or am I just leading you on. Email Bob! webmaster@theweirdcrap.com
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