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 Bob Sez - 12/07/01
By Bob Senitram
Published each Friday
Song in my head:
A Fon-Fon-Fon, on the autobaun.
A Fon-Fon-Fon, on the autobaun.
- Kraftwerk -
I got two emails a from The Weirdcrap readers...
The first said I was anti-Semitic because I gave Israel a hard time for killing' so many of the Palestine's.
I just want to say that, I got nothing against Israel. I just think that when the army kills civilians, that's
just as much as a terrorist act as a car bomb.
Most of the Middle East consider the existence of Israel, as an occupation by nomadic Europeans who happen to be
Jewish. I guess technically they are right. But then again, now that they've been there for 50 years, it is unreasonable to expect
a whole nation to just pack up and leave.
And just like everybody else, Palestine doesn't like Israel because they think they don't belong there. 50 years
ago Israel was an invasion, just like Americans invaded the Wild West. In both cases, the locals didn't like it,
and they fought back. In both cases the locals lost.
Every country in the Middle East has tried to destroy Israel and lost, but that was 50 years ago, and they didn't
succeed. Really guys…it's over, now.
Palestine just needs to get over it and stop the terrorist acts. They're not going to take over any country or
accomplish anything by blowing up civilians. They are just throwing a tantrum because they didn't get their way.
I don't think they realize how much support they could have if they accepted a peace agreement, and took a "Gandhi
approach." Israel will never give up their attempts for additional occupation and violence. So, if on the
next attack, Palestine didn't fight back, then they would come out looking like the good guys. The UN would intervene
and make Israel honor the peace agreement. And there you go, why not let someone else do the dirty work.
But that would be an intelligent decision. And therefore, will never happen. Neither side thinks…they just react.
In my opinion, both sides behave no better than talking monkeys. I always thought that by the year 2000, such things
would stop happening - I guess not.
One side kills someone, and then the other side kills two. As a result, each time one side allows someone on their
own side to get away with a murder, they're making a death wish on two of their own people. It don't make sense
to me, but I guess they like it that way.
Or, perhaps they just need better math education.
I think it might be best if the United Nations builds a giant wall around both countries and dump all the violent
criminals inside. Just like "Escape from NY." This way both sides will have access to homicidal maniacs
that they can recruit. No one will go into that area, and no one will come out.
Both sides will be happy because they will be able to fulfill their life-long dream of destroying themselves…and
they can help us get rid of a bunch of pesky criminals too.
Not that I care, because I don't. I believe all people should be treated equally...like shit. Because given the opportunity, all
people will behave like real jerks.
The other email I got, wanted to know why Bel Garion is such a crazy, religious, madman.
The answer is simple, he was born that way.
Mostly.
COMING NEXT: What do I
mean by that?
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