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 Bob Sez - 8/24/01
By Bob Senitram
Published each Friday
I've been kinda sick the last few days, so with nothing else to write about, I thought
I'd write about what I saw on T. V.
Let's see, the male cast of "Friends" are still gay, and I find them annoying. "The Weakest Link"
still sucks, and every episode of "Boston Public" is still advertised as "A Very Special Dramatic
Edition of…Boston Public."
"The Price is Right" is still good and "Sesame Street" is still the best daytime program on
television. Which brings me to Martha Stewart.
She had a "Special Guest" that showed how to make some fancy-schmansy Middle Eastern food. I would have
changed it, but I noticed that she looked at her special guest with disgust - like she was sharing the stage with
a smelly trained monkey.
Then when the guest would look her direction she would plaster a forced - fake smile on her face. I thought it
was funny to watch an obvious bigot exchange pleasantries with someone she would gladly torture to death and replace
her with a member of the Master Race.
Martha's favorite show is gonna be on T. V. this weekend - "History X." Of course, she'll probably change
the channel when the main Nazi guy turns away from racism.
Funny, the producers of her show, force her to do a show with a minority right after "Entertainment Weekly"
publishes the little hate-speech that she made to her neighbor's landscapers. Actually the excerpt is from a deposition
that can found at http://www.thesmokinggun.com. For those that missed it, here's Matthew Munnich's account of his run-in with Stewart:
She asked, "Who put up the fence?" and I said that I didn't know. She
then started yelling, "All you Whitmore guys are fucking liars, you're all no good, the bunch of you".
She was just screaming at me and yelling that "you and all your fucking illegal aliens are no good".
She said she was going to call the police. I said go ahead. The whole time she was yelling at me…I realized that
this person was Martha Stewart, who has a house next door. I recognized her from TV…
Click here to see the document.
Now we know why she's such a good cook…she knows a lot about ovens. Them Nazi's can do wonder with an oven.
I'm officially giving Martha Stewart the "Sieg heil - Nazi Award" for her ability to express tolerance
while dealing with the rest of us Jewish, Black, Asian, and Hispanic monkeys.
COMING NEXT: Ketchup, toe nails, and the
Planet of the Apes.
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