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Ask Bob a Question!
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 I'm not answering any questions today because our email forms
still are not working. Bob says, (the other Bob - the bad Bob) that we should have the trusty email forms up and
running again soon. Send any "Ask Bob" questions to webmaster@theweirdcrap.com, we'll get you all
fixed up!
Just the same,, I'm not up to answering any questions, because I've been sick for the last several months. I finally
went to the doctor to find out why I've been sick and all he did was ask me stupid questions:
Doctor: "Have you aways had
these bumps in here?"
Me: "Hey! get your fingers
out-a there!"
Doctor: "Ok, who's your Daddy..."
Me: I
get the hell out of that van!
I couldn't believe his lack of professionalism. I pulled my pants up and left! He started to drive away as I was
climbing out of his van.
Jerk.
I figured I'd save some money by payin' some guy, I met at McDonalds, to give me a physical.
He said, he was just out of Med-School and that's why he worked out of the van. I learned my lesson, never get
medical advice from someone who has a sign that says, "Will
wurk for Food."
So I go to a real Doctor, Dr. Ma-mo-jo, he says whats-ever I got, he got some "Good-Stuff" that's sure
to make me feel better. So he takes a look in my mouth, before let's me take hit from his "medicine,"
and he says I look fine and dandy.
The horrible sickness is still a mystery and I got the munchies. So I'm sittin' here with some milk and I'm chewing
on this Christmass candy that's been sittin' in this bowl for the last four months. I got a Mega-Mart Super-Saver
Bag-o-candy and I still haven't finished it.
Then I notice the candy is always kinda melted, shiny and stuck together. I eat it, fill up the bowl, a few days
later: melted, shiny and stuck together. I just seems weird.
So I go to bed. As I walk away, I remember that I didn't put the milk away and go back to the kitchen.
That Damn Kitty of mine is sittin' on the table just-a lickin' and lappin' on that candy like it's goin' out of
style. She was in such a frenzy to get the candy, that dripplets of Kitty-Slobber was dripping all over it.
Oh well, no harm done.
I got an appointment with a real Doctor tomorrow...I hope he figures out my problem!
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