Five Tiny Dwarves, a Circle, a Cat, and the Girl Who Saw it All
September 9, 2024- Strange - 4 Pages - Part I The little girl found a nice place in the grass and sat down near the stream. The sun was setting and the faint smell of a forest fire filled her nostrils. "A full moon!" she said aloud,…
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Change of Image
July 7, 2025Strange - 5 Pages - For one man it was his office. For the other, it was just another place to vent. Books line the entire office wall. The man behind the desk was immaculately dressed. The other looked like a grunge fan. His clothes…
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Barrage of the Dead
October 7, 20242 Pages Barrage of the Dead by Jason Earls Dan sat at his dining room table working on a new piece of origami when a mangled, bug-eyed, undead man, entered his house without knocking. Dan remained captivated by his origami and didn't notice the zombie…
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MAP OF AMERICA
August 7, 2011Strange - 21 Pages - I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an occasional historical map. …
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The Voices
June 15, 2003by Emily Keburis 2 pages "Get rid of her Justin, it's your only way out! Otherwise you might get caught, and we can't let that happen, now can we?" said Daria. At that everybody started talking at once and I couldn't hear what any one…
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Russian Spy Goats
July 3, 2000Teikei44, asks:"Why do the Russian Spy Goats always put out our fire, otherwise known as a traumazization???"A: . Good Question! Actually traumazization is not a misspelling of traumatization, it is a term used to describe the nervousness that is felt by a pyromaniac every time he/she uses a Zippo…
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Dream #9, The Return of Randy
September 19, 2021My planned column is put on hold so I can tell you about the most wonderful dream I had. First a little background. My brother-in-law, Randy, stayed in our basement about a year ago. It's not an apartment with its own kitchen and bathroom, but…
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Nice Dreams: Part VII – A Twist of Fate!
June 7, 2024Prologue: In the proceeding columns, I found myself on a luxurious private ocean liner, mistaken for some kind of scientist. Currently, they all think I'm the guy, except Ezra the man who greeted me when I came out of my drug induced coma. He says,…
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Top 10 Movies of the Year (And a Poker Bitch)
December 24, 2006Nina Gordon---"bleeding heart graffiti" MoTW---"Azumi" I kind of took last week off and didn't submit anything new for you toread, but there's a good reason why: I was learning about the many usesof pee. Pretty weak, I know. But the other option was me to…
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Transplantin’!
September 10, 2023The year was 1971. I had just seen a documentary film in a local theater that got me to thinking about stuff that I could file away for future use. This doc was simply incredible. It told the story of a man that had an…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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