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A Tapping

December 5, 2005

-Strange - 2 Pages - A tapping, delicately, on my back. I am sitting up on a table, feeling gentle taps on my back, watching a series of images; myriad tables receding into infinity, like two mirrors facing each other. Farmers milking cows; on each…

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The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life

April 27, 2005

-Humor - 6 Pages - Up until that point, I'd never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother's generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here and there since the mid-sixties. I'd danced to "Sexbomb" and…

Transylvanian Urologist

Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist

September 4, 2023

Name's Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father's father for another…

Death to all smurfs

Death To All Smurfs

October 11, 2004

4 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…

Songs from the woods

SONGS FROM THE WOOD

August 15, 2014

SONGS FROM THE WOOD Strange - 20 Pages - Despite years of studies, nobody had cracked the code. Many individuals and groups, looking at the puzzle from a multitude of different angles, had all failed to solve the riddle. Birdsong it seemed might never give…

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The Cronic Butt Itch

July 28, 2014

For those new to this column, I’m Bob Senitram.  I am the technical director of “TheWeirdcrap.com” and “My Strange Stories.com.”  TheWeirdcrap.com has been around for 14 years, and has had a faithful following of about 25 people.  At our current fan-base rate, we should be…

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Drinking with Jesus

June 4, 2005

Last night we were invited to a house warming party where I, using my super power, got everyone who doesn’t normally drink, or believes themselves incapable of drinking, completely trashed. During the party we exchanged some drinking stories, and I told the group of the…

Lunatic Ravings beach pic

The Guinea Pigging Goes Horribly Wrong?

February 12, 2007

The Cross---Mad: Bad: and dangerous to knowMoTW---BenchwarmersWhile I waited for the loyal test subject to show up, I debated on whothe next phase of the testing should be performed on. After much thought. I decided that the test would be best performed in adifferent country…

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Old F*ck Bastard Pig F*ckNieghbor

October 1, 2005

The other night my old fuck bastard neighbor was speaking ill of the Lord. He was going on and on about how much the Lord was out of control and of how afraid of the Lord that he is, “Fuck the Lord.” He continued on…

Lunatic Ravings beach pic

The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 2

August 27, 2011

Electric Boys---And Them Boys Done Swang MoTW---Paul So, after 1 pm on July 31st 2011, I didn't write anything in my journal. Why? Well, I was under the assumption that we would hit another gloriousrest area, but we did not. That became perfectly clear when…

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February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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TheWeirdcrap News!

February 26, 2024

Here's what's up: 03/09/24 - Bogus RegistrationsWe had about 200 registrations that had 20–30-character emails that were obvious fake. We identify these as spammers and deleted the users. Luckily, nothing automatically posts. Your fake ad…

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