Random Strange Fiction
A Tapping
December 5, 2005-Strange - 2 Pages - A tapping, delicately, on my back. I am sitting up on a table, feeling gentle taps on my back, watching a series of images; myriad tables receding into infinity, like two mirrors facing each other. Farmers milking cows; on each…
The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life
April 27, 2005-Humor - 6 Pages - Up until that point, I'd never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother's generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here and there since the mid-sixties. I'd danced to "Sexbomb" and…
Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist
September 4, 2023Name's Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father's father for another…
Death To All Smurfs
October 11, 20044 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…
SONGS FROM THE WOOD
August 15, 2014SONGS FROM THE WOOD Strange - 20 Pages - Despite years of studies, nobody had cracked the code. Many individuals and groups, looking at the puzzle from a multitude of different angles, had all failed to solve the riddle. Birdsong it seemed might never give…
Random Columns
The Cronic Butt Itch
July 28, 2014For those new to this column, I’m Bob Senitram. I am the technical director of “TheWeirdcrap.com” and “My Strange Stories.com.” TheWeirdcrap.com has been around for 14 years, and has had a faithful following of about 25 people. At our current fan-base rate, we should be…
Drinking with Jesus
June 4, 2005Last night we were invited to a house warming party where I, using my super power, got everyone who doesn’t normally drink, or believes themselves incapable of drinking, completely trashed. During the party we exchanged some drinking stories, and I told the group of the…
The Guinea Pigging Goes Horribly Wrong?
February 12, 2007The Cross---Mad: Bad: and dangerous to knowMoTW---BenchwarmersWhile I waited for the loyal test subject to show up, I debated on whothe next phase of the testing should be performed on. After much thought. I decided that the test would be best performed in adifferent country…
Old F*ck Bastard Pig F*ckNieghbor
October 1, 2005The other night my old fuck bastard neighbor was speaking ill of the Lord. He was going on and on about how much the Lord was out of control and of how afraid of the Lord that he is, “Fuck the Lord.” He continued on…
The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 2
August 27, 2011Electric Boys---And Them Boys Done Swang MoTW---Paul So, after 1 pm on July 31st 2011, I didn't write anything in my journal. Why? Well, I was under the assumption that we would hit another gloriousrest area, but we did not. That became perfectly clear when…
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February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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February 26, 2024Here's what's up: 03/09/24 - Bogus RegistrationsWe had about 200 registrations that had 20–30-character emails that were obvious fake. We identify these as spammers and deleted the users. Luckily, nothing automatically posts. Your fake ad…
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