SHADOW MAN
November 17, 2025by Ed Patton It can be said that the sun drives the spirits of the day and the moon those of night yet I hesitate to think of what drives men's souls to toil. I am a hunter of long seasons. Gray of beard and…
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Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
March 23, 20261 Page He's lugging this suitcase, the first time I see him. It's a huge brown monstrosity, this suitcase, and probably weighs more than its contents. He's covered it with stickers of the places that he's been, like he needs to reassure himself of his…
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Interview with Robert Peterson
October 4, 20041 Page [Interview commences on Robert Peterson's back patio] Hello my name is Robert Peterson. I am a father to three children, two boys Pete and Oscar, one girl, Lizzy. I work in sales, for a white goods company, specializing in human resources. My wife…
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Sharkman’s Demise
October 20, 2025Sharkman's Demise by Lucretia "lady" Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that's why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was…
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The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
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Now Wait Just A Minute Here!
October 20, 2024Something is definitely not right. I’ve felt it for days now, but today I am sure. I just found out that fucking Cher is still alive! Which needless to say I found quite confusing. Because in the world I remember Cher died in a tragic…
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So Why Does Bob HAVE To Vote Trump?
August 4, 2023This column won't make any sense unless you read last week's column first, "Bob Commits Votes for Trump…AGAIN!!!" "So, what's the deal?" Bel asks. "Well, back in 2016 Trump had a "get the vote out" campaign which targeted independents." I explain. "Yeah?…" "Some of the…
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Time-ku
June 1, 2025Do not speak of timeTime is but an illusionI strap to my wrist
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How To Live…FOREVER!
July 31, 2000Jim-Jim asks: I wanna live forever.. . BUT HOW? A: There's a bunch of theories about living forever. Ponce DeLeon looked for a creek with magic water. Maybe he would have found it if he used a flying rug. Then there's Tom Robbins. In his book "Jitterbug Perfume"…
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Why I love the Genius of Trump!
October 4, 2024Ah, dear reader, I found myself in quite the peculiar state whilst indulging in a speech delivered by none other than Donald J. Trump at one of his raucous rallies. You see, there’s an undeniable charm in the sheer absurdity of his words, a veritable…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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