The Mission
February 22, 2006-Strange - 8 Pages - The cold dark basement smelled of rotting mold and stagnant water. Cobwebs lined the floor joists above moving only slightly to the wind of Larry's breath. A pinprick of light showed through small holes in a window that had been…
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Space and Stuff
September 8, 2021Sci-Fi - 12 Pages - Chapter 1 The Wall Copernicus is a colony on Mung. Mung is a shitty planet. That's why they called it Mung. They were trying to think of something nice and Latin sounding like Mungolytude or something but they had named,…
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The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
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Porno For The Lord
July 25, 2005Dolores del Dunning and her triple D's, the sign glowed. Dolores was thrilled to finally see her name in lights. Granted, a few of those lights were flickering and the sign hung over a so-so strip club that took up most of the nearly deserted…
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Bacon Becomes Her
October 17, 20043 Pages "Brenda's a pig!" "Roger! Aren't you two engaged?" Tim paused mid-sip. "That's your fiancé you're talking about." "I know, I know." Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. "But she is." "She got one…
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The Block Party: Part 6
October 2, 2006Mastodon---"Blood Mountain"MoTW---"Zombie Honeymoon""Yes, a petting zoo," the lady said slowly, as if talking to a coupleNebraskans. Spunky started laughing and threw some cereal at a couple of the buspeople shuffling by, being careful not to hit them in the head. "Sorry, there's no petting zoo…
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Some nice time off!
March 5, 2007Susan of Tacoma asks,Bob, My husband and I have one child and that’s all we can afford. I want my husband to have a vasectomy; however, he resists. Why would he do this?Dear Susan,I never thought I would have such a life-style. Daycare payments for…
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Okay then……
June 4, 2021Wow. Someone at corporate did not like last week's post. They stated that no thought went into it at all, whatsoever. Then they went on to say that my post "MUST contain 100 words MINIMUM". Fine. Here goes: 100 words minimum. Happy now?
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The Block Party: Part 7
October 15, 2006Into Eternity---"The Scattering of Ashes"MoTW---"Silent Hill"As Spunky went down the line of bins removing the covers, the smell gotstronger. It didn't seem to effect the few shuffling people who hadfound their way to the backyard, but it sure seemed to effect Josie whofell to the…
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What Is This?
April 20, 2000Q: What's with this Weirdcrap? Where did you get the name and why do you bother? A: Good question, I can best answer your question with a song... But I don't know one. So just forget that first question, it's stupid. The name came from…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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