The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
The Frogman
December 10, 19996 Pages "I am the frogman!" he gurgled as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth. Thinking they were newly hatched eggs he scooped them up, rushed to the toilet and threw them in. "If only I could get my hands on a burrito," he…
Only On Jupiter
January 20, 2007by Ed Bread -Strange - 5 Pages - Mistakes happen. I left the heater on. It was my fault. I admit it. No one was hurt. At least I have that on my side. So, while the cops and judges and whoever sort the details,…
Little Affection
October 15, 2002by Andrew Nellis In the box are the few pathetic remnants of her childhood. School year-books, some cheap junk jewelry, all the detritus left behind on the road to adulthood. And her diaries. She has not looked in the box...
The Resurrection Machine
August 24, 20023 Pages At the reincarnation center, Brandy sat in a seat sewing as reincarnaters reincarnated. Beside her, on a walnut end table, lay a laminated card with a number stenciled on it, nearby was a pretty brass lamp. She sat in her regular chair. That…
Now You’ll Know Where George Got His Idea
June 25, 2022Skim Bob's column about how we met and you'll notice something strange yet familiar.Those that have swell reading retention might notice that a certain motion picture from the 80's stole our real life adventure and made into a space movie. Yet we got zero stinking…
Getting to Know Ralph Again!
February 21, 2024Ralph and I have spent the last week getting to know each other again. It's been fantastic!!! As soon as we got home, he put me right to work cooking and cleaning. Hey, I'm a woman and that's what I'm supposed to be doing!! Every…
The Mad Dearth of Jerome
September 12, 2005Demons & Wizards---"Touched By the Crimson King"MoTW---"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra"You've just gotta get that movie listed above and check it out. It's oneof those flicks where you don't have to just watch it but can kindaparticipate with a lovely little drinking game. Go get…
I’ll Spank Your Monkey!
June 19, 2005Planet P Project---"Pink World"MoTW---"Vampires Anonymous"I'm kind of bummed out because all the support I showed for MichaelJackson last week was for naught. For some reason I'm not considered oneof his true supporters or fans since I never received an invitation tohis party. Is that the…
PS Gifford’s website
April 9, 2008Brick by brickBy P.S. GiffordEd paused from his task and took another long, steady swig from his bottle.“Boy, did I need that,” he said wiping spittle from his chin with the back of his hand, “another forty bricks or so should do it I reckon.”He…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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