Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
February 15, 20011 Page He's lugging this suitcase, the first time I see him. It's a huge brown monstrosity, this suitcase, and probably weighs more than its contents. He's covered it with stickers of the places that he's been, like he needs to reassure himself of his…
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Death of a Sock Puppet
February 15, 20001 Page Daniel attempted to smile at the group of young children seated before him on confetti-strewn carpet. This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had been a disaster. He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could keep it…
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The Mortis of Peace
September 15, 2025by Aluric Dai 1 Page There was very little left towards the end of time. A great chaos had taken the people, some say a plague. Others just war. Life was different than it had been. Now the people no longer fought for their lives…
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A Lady Named Melvin and a Boy Named Sue
February 24, 2025A Lady Named Melvin and a Boy Named Sue by Randy Bone [The following is an actual, unedited “conversation” with an artificial intelligence chat bot. The bot’s responses have been rendered in bold and italics.] There once were three beautiful ladies. Interesting! Is there anything…
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Dirty Boy
July 5, 2008I never found out who brought dirty boy into our school and into my bedroom. He was covered in years of accumulated dust and filth, wedged between the cracks of my bedroom floor. His torso stuck to his legs and his legs were bent in…
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Saint Patrick’s Day
March 19, 2006By Saint Garion For Saint Patrick’s Day we all went down to the local Irish pub, where the Lord and Buddha chased some kids around in a circle, playing their “who can heal the 6 year-old faster after she smashes her head into the…
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Hey, I am Not Nosy!
February 5, 2025I'm not a nosy person and try to stay out of other peoples affairs, unless I am directly asked to help them out with any problems they might have. Recently I accidentally came across an email from Stephen to Bob, where Stephen explained that he…
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Nice Dreams: Part V!
May 24, 2024Now before I continue with my Nice Dreams, I must address Melissa's last column. Melissa and I are definitely NOT in love and she did not give birth to my baby! And second, I never liked that crabby red head in the first place. We…
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Shrongs -Part IV
April 5, 2011This is a piece of fiction from about four years ago…one of my favorites that was never featured on www.MyStrangeStories.com or www.theweirdcrap.com. Which seems sort of odd in retrospect, since I run both. Hope you like part IV of “Shrongs” In part one we saw…
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The Truth Plus A Special Gift
December 3, 2011The Tea Party---The Interzone Mantras MoTW---Tucker & Dale vs. Evil While I must thank Bob for thinking about me when the woman left mealone a couple weekends ago, I think it's wise that I tell the realstory of what happened. Ok, so while it's true…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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