Love & Haight
March 2, 2005-Strange - 12 Pages - Kim trudged the stairs of her four-story walk-up, groceries in hand, and cursed her stupidity for choosing an apartment with such an obvious drawback. Her previously romanticized notion of living in such an historic neighborhood known as Haight Ashbury, or…
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The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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The Adventures of A Dead Duck
February 23, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Ick Bollard had waited a long time for this. Longer than he could actually remember. And that was a long time. Ick didn't know how long, because he'd forgotten how to tell the time, but he knew he'd waited a…
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The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life
April 27, 2005-Humor - 6 Pages - Up until that point, I'd never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother's generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here and there since the mid-sixties. I'd danced to "Sexbomb" and…
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CADUCEUS
June 6, 2009A half assed tale of unfinished business "Damn!" He spat, frozen in mid stride, he glared at the headline. He then continued to walk down the street, muttering to himself and God as he chewed more than smoked the butt end of a camel non…
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Pummelin’!
September 17, 2023Pummelin'! by Stephen Johnson Those butter knives were positively gleaming. “W-w-w-w-w-w-hat do you want?” I asked with totally abject fear. “Oh, you know,” he replied brandishing those knives in a brutally obtuse way.Suddenly there was a clatter behind me and Slait's eyes widened in unadulterated…
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I Get a New Neighbor!
March 29, 2024This story is about me getting a new neighbor. Back around the turn of the century, I gave Jerome a cigarette. It was a nice, sunny, summer day in 1996. I had just come home from work and was on my way to my apartment,…
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Time to Talk Gardening!
April 12, 2023Spring is here and it's time for me to talk gardening!! For many years, Ralph and I have tried hard to cultivate a garden in back of our trailer. Since it is quite hard to grow vegetables in rock, we had to come up with…
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Forget What I said…Tapeworms!!!
July 5, 2023Poor Ralph!! He had a tapeworm that made him so uncomfortable, that my tip for this week is going to be about getting rid of tapeworms instead of what I promised!! It started when Ralph had diarrhea. Normally this wouldn't be too abnormal since we…
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Quote of the Day
March 23, 2025"Day by day, however, the machines are gaining ground upon us; day by day we are becoming more subservient to them. The upshot is simply a question of time, but that the time will come when the machines will hold the real supremacy over the…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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