Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist
September 4, 2023Name's Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father's father for another…
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Duck
October 15, 20014 Pages I wake with a sudden start I sit upright drenched in sweat. I look at the clock and discover it's 4 A.M. I sit up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Wishing desperately that I had just awakened from a nightmare. I hate what…
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He Who Remembers
May 13, 2024-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…
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Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
April 4, 2001Andrew R.A. Owen - Humor - 6 Pages - The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in…
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The Do It Yourselfer
April 5, 2006Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…
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Money From Nothing – Part I
June 20, 2018Back in the end of 1999, Stephen and I decided to build “TheWeirdcrap.com”. We had no idea what to do with it at the time, but one feature we kept going for a good 16 years was our weekly blog (columns back then). Around 2016…
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More Worthless Bullshit!
April 2, 2025Dear Yvonne, Where have you been? I thought you would only be on vacation for a week but you've been gone for TWO whole weeks! I'm at my wits end here and need your help badly. Nothing in my life is going well and I'm…
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How I Got Rich!!!
June 12, 2010Molly Hatchet---JusticeMoTW---PontypoolSome of you may have noticed that Bob finally posted something new aftera few months. Kinda weird, I thought he was in prison (AGAIN) and had anoffice pool going where folks could pick the day he would get releasedand what he was in prison…
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Old F*ck Bastard Pig F*ckNieghbor
October 1, 2005The other night my old fuck bastard neighbor was speaking ill of the Lord. He was going on and on about how much the Lord was out of control and of how afraid of the Lord that he is, “Fuck the Lord.” He continued on…
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Who Gets The Bronze?
January 31, 2006Ket Darby’s commentary on God’s Silver Medal made a little too much sense, so I asked God about it.God: “Yes and No. Ket is obviously insane.”Saint Garion: “What?”God: “The Jews were definitely my first chosen people and if they wanted me back I’d take them,…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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