River People
November 27, 2023-Strange - 2 Pages - As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come…
THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
August 4, 20021 Page The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President's colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. "I don't believe I'm going to be re-elected,"…
Mr. Sockforahead – The Series
October 9, 2021Strange - 10 Stories, 72 Pages - Mr. Sockforahead came from the imagination of a young man named Joshua Blanc back in 2000. As he matured, so did his writing skills. However, his imagination remained intact as his creativity thrived. As the years passed he…
The Judgment
March 1, 2006by P.S. Gifford -Strange - 2 Pages - Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. "So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin' in the'Tar and Feathers' public drinking…
Karmic Fries
July 21, 2008"Josie and Dhanesh, help me unpack these things," Steve hollered from the back room. The two walked over. "We were just leaving," Josie said. "The registers are closed. The store is clean. The garbage is in the dump. Can it wait until tomorrow?" Steve stared…
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 21, 2007Twas the night before Thanksgiving.P.S. GiffordTwas the night before ThanksgivingAnd all through the farmcame smells of pies baking;pumpkin, apple, and pecanWhen armed with me gunOut to the yard I wentTo inform our turkeyhis last day had been spentBut he looked up at meWith that sad…
Ralph and Law Enforcement!
November 8, 2023I guess the law enforcement people think that since Ralph hits me in the stomach daily with a 2X4, I am a victim of spousal abuse. At least that is the excuse they gave me before dragging my poor Ralph to jail this past Sunday.…
I Become a Human Guinea Pig!
January 15, 2007Buckcherry---15 MoTW---Ultraviolet Before you get started here, go ahead and take a moment to visit MasterGifford's column under the "Paperback Writer" linkage thing locatedabove. He's got a request for everyone and even wrote a poem. That's right; he wrote a FUCKING POEM. AND IT RHYMES!…
Exercise
March 12, 2002Dear Bel,At my wife's urging, I recently purchased an exercise bike for "us" to use at home. She wanted "us" to get in better shape, and thought that "we" would be more likely to exercise if we had something like that in the house.What has…
The Aftermath of Passing Out!
January 26, 2024After passing out for four days courtesy of good ol' Russian, gasoline moonshine from the 80s, Jerome was kind enough to take me home. We set up my computer back in the basement when I realized we didn't have a keyboard. So back to Jerome's…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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